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A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
When you have a job with an important title but you don't do anything.
I was Vice Presidenting today at work.
president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
oh, how i love president brandon-chan.
Dead presidents is another meaning for U.S. Money. It's called dead presidents because on all denominations of money there is a former U.S. President who is deceased. A term used by many who commonly live in da ghetto or used by young white boys who just found out what the term dead presidents means.
Yo my dawg I got them stacks of dead presidents cause I got six jobs.
- six jobs... Damn your life sucks.
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A female president would be great, then feminists might stop whining about how unfair life and money is to them and realize that life isn't really fair to anybody who is human instead of keeping a narrow mindset where any group that is not your group treats people wrong and inhuman. Suicide rates for males are likely to stay higher indefinitely no matter who holds office, so despite their whining, you have to wonder who really holds most of the power (if males ever really did beyond on the surface).
A female president would make feminist excuses of not having one disappear, since they're always looking to argue with everybody who isn't female.
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A person who won the presidential election and is soon going to become president.
cant wait for the president elect to become Americas new president!
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The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump
"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!
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