Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

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Vag Patch

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.

If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch

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boobie patch

inbetween area between fat peoples boobs that is a smelly black pimply area that is disgusting

Alyssa has a boobie patch.

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patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

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Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

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vabbage patch

a vagina that is unshaved.

Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!

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Bitch Patch

Tattoo equivalent to tramp stamp but not as slutty looking. Usually also means that the girl is a grade A Bitch.

"Damn check out that girl over there"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"

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