Mug of Pens

The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.

Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."

(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."

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pen name

A fake name one might use when publishing a work or to keep one's identity hidden.

The author who wrote Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn used a pen name. He is known as Mark Twain.

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The Nigga Pen

A place urban people go to socialize, eat for free, and often times meet singles.

O shit Bovice! Im going back to the Nigga Pen!!!!

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Pen-Fift

Means penis and is derived from the term pen15 which is used by baddies in years five, six and seven as a way to make themselves look like immature wankers. Can be used with other words such as mastie and reckie to make people laugh while making fun of the kind of kids who would actually be in the pen15 club.

Vinnie popped a reckie as hard as a diamond then chucked a mastie until his Pen-Fift felt like it was made of clay

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pen lid

the lid used to put on top of pens, this prevents the ink from drying out.

"whoops,my pen lid fell off"

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Pen top

A sex position in which a man positions his body on a couch in a perpendicular fashion. With his head on the floor, and his legs lying on the the upright part of the couch. The women then subsequently sits on top of his crotch area, so as to have one leg on the side of the man, and the other hanging off the back of the couch (or standing). Thus she fits on the man like the top of pen!

My girlfriend and I did the pen top last night. It was awesome

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Jell Pen

A pen that is usually a fun, out of the ordinary pen color. They are wet when you first write with them but once the ink dries they are amazing. Some come with a hint of sparlke in them so the ink turns out shimmery. Elementary school teachers like to grade papers with them. Little kids go crazy over them. They make anything look more exciting to read and they can write on black paper and look snazzy.

"is that a jell pen?"

"heck yes its a jell pen, why do you think i got an A on my report?"

"woww. i need to get some of those!"

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