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a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.
he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.
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A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN
ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.
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One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.
Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
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A scrawney person with a thin neck. Not a show of machoness.
You pencil neck geek, my sister could kick your ass!
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A strange way of saying: colored pencil.
person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : wat??
person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!
person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?
person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : you weirdo...
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A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.
G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!
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