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A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.
Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
The odd phenomenon whereby the bowels stop operating during travel causing massive "backlog" if you will.
Typically the phenomenon can be attributed to poor eating habits while away from home (fast food and the like), but there have been isolated reports of a pre-emptive plug happening the day before departure or the day of, thus debunking diet as the sole cause.
I drove to Gulf Shores with the family last week. Thanks to the travel plug, I didn't crap the entire time. When I got home - wow.......just wow.....
A highly coveted and highly desirable sex partner with a tight ass hole and/or tight pussy.
Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!
A buttplug of various size, typically made of metal that has a fake gemstone at its base (occasionally shaped like a heart) that adds some bling to one's buttocks. These plugs are typically used by women and are "worn" for longer durations than other plugs, with the purpose of adding a covert, naughty thrill to their day.
My girlfriend sat down on the wooden chair carefully, and slowly. When I asked if she was feeling alright, she said she was great, but didn't want to make a loud sound or hurt her butt. Intrigued, I asked why would she be worried about a loud noise? She blushed, and said she'd been using her new princess plug that she'd ordered, and had been wearing it all afternoon!
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When you tell her she is getting the "kentucky plug" tonight.
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Plug ho is a widely known term in the custom lure industry and recreational surf fishing field. The term has evolved over time to mean this:
One who has a penchant for asking/begging for handmade, custom, wooden fishing plugs. To qualify for a plug ho, one must successfully have obtained a plug for free from a plugmaker by any means of flattery or self-demotion, to the means that the plugmaker feels unnerved / bad about himself and willingly contributes one or more custom wooden plugs to the ho. Ho's can be lonely single men who are obsessed with getting wood.
Also commonly known as Lure ho Plug hoe etc.
Known ho's include the King of Plug hoeing - Bassmaster, TBD, and Chief 500.
"Bassmaster is a Plug ho, he pawns so much wood from everybody!"
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Sexual penetration of the anus with a finger, hand, fist, penis or a sexual aid, such as a butt plug, dildo or vibrator, completely dry and without any lubricant whatsoever.
Rachel squirmed like hell last night when I dry plugged that ass.