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When some pressures you to move to Pierre, South Dakota
Man 1: Bro, why did you move here?
Man 2: I don't know! I was Pierre pressured.
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When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.
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It took me 1 hour with my Willy to clean the driveway, so much faster than my Pressure Washer!
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while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.
Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace
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a song by punk-rock group (hed)p.e.
Peer pressure is 45 seconds kickass track,dude!
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when a man has not been sexually relived for a long time and his balls ache from the resulting pressure, and when he is relived, it is called 'pressure drop'.
Jake had not been laid in a long time and needed a pressure drop.
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The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.
Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.
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