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A God awful hick "club" located in Cookeville, Tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all Hicks in the surrounding area. They make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through shitty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. Since Club Jet closed down, this has been the only night life in Cookeville (unless you count fucking your Jackson County cousin. Then you have two things to do at night.)
Hick 1- "Hey Bobby. Now that Wednesday night service is over, lets go to that there Rodeo Bob's."
Hick 2- "Good idea Billy. Hell, and afterwards we'll sit outside Goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter."
Hick 1- "I'll even invite my cousin Bobette. She is one of them there Jackson County girls."
Hick 2- "By God Bobby, you are a genius. I'll be your wing man to help you get in Bobette's overalls. Your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer."
Hick 1-" Golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin'!"
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The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.
I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!
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A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.
Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?
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when you're doing your girl doggy, you reach around, grab ahold of her titty a fist full of hair, whisper in her ear that you've been doing her sister, and see if you can hang on for eight seconds
i gave your mom a rodeo ride last night
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When a woman rides your face like she's riding a rodeo bull. Unlike an actual rodeo ride, there is no 8 second goal.
Sarah just put on a face rodeo on Zac's face.
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When a woman gets into the cowgirl position (on top of guy straddling his manhood) without a condom. And just when he is about to climax she says "oh by the way I have herpes" and , then she tries to hold on for at least 8 seconds.
Dude that girl last night was down for everything, and when I got tired she offered to cowgirl rodeo for a while. I was like what is that and she said I'll show ya, and hopped on top after a minute though, she told me she had herpes!!! It took forever to throw her off...
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When a girl saggy tits swing around while being rode by a large COCK.
Shea rode Sarah like a mad bull, while her saggy tits swung vigirously across the room and he began to play with her rodeo tits.
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