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the large amount of fat that is over a womans fanny. stops it getting wet in sex when the man urinates to show how much dignity he has...
My wife is so fat! Shes got a fanny roof!
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When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.
Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.
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One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.
Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
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A homeless person, usually under 30, who sets up camp on top of an urban building.
We were considered roof dwellers for our choice of a place to stay.
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The act of a group of men lifting another man above their heads with the intention of pressing them into the roof.
Did you see that guy take a roofing last night? It took 10 of them to get him up and another 5 for the final press into the ceiling.
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When you get tickets to an event and they are the worst tickets you can get
Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.
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The act of receiving oral sex from a female to the point where you are about to ejaculate so then you pull out and beat the top of her head with your dick while ejaculating all in her hair.
Jose: So did you try "Cock on the Roof" on your girl yet?
Quan: Hell yeah I did! Gave her a head concussion!
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