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One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front
Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.
Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.
The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.
Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
A entity that feasts on the innocent and converts them into egirls.
Greg: Damn Matt, Daisy's gone full egirl.
Matt: Milky sloth got her man...
The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.
The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.
Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.
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A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks
Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras
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This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly
son: what happened to mommy’s eye
dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad
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