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In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.
Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
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Police officers/Cops
Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.
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When a girl does something to you sexual
Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.
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asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.
John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.
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an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.
Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.
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Short Mothers You Really like to fuck.
Goddamn! There are Smurfs everywhere!
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