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A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!
Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.
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A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.
We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!
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A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".
Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!
Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.
I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.
The act of stealing ideas from one music video to use in our own music video to claim as your own. The term is derived from snow patrol stealing horse the band's music video
snow patrol has commited snow-patrolgarism for stealing horse the band's video Birdo & using those ideas in their video signal fire
Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.
“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”
“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”
“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”
“Isn’t she beautiful?”
Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.