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The stage of boredom when you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You have already typed in the keyboard forwards, backward and up to down from left to right. So, why not put them together you think. Wow. You must be really bored.
John: I went to the final stage of boredom today.
Nikki: Wowza.
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A stage 3 is when you don't know what the hell you are doing with a girl and just randomly make up stages to get some action. This type of action is best performed by Chads, also known as a pussy or bitch. It basically is kissing, but stages are needed with the one we call Chad. Chad got to a stage 3 just recently. Good job Chadwick.
LAUREN: Hey, so are you ready to take this to the next stage?
CHAD: Yeah, I'm so ready for a STAGE 3!!!! Lets do it!!! Yes!
LAUREN: Ok, here comes STAGE 3!
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To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):
"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
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When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
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I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake and gay, but staged and bi-curious
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1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).
2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."
2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
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