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When producers provide a large background story on one individual, usually referring to a tragic event in their lives. This is usually seen on shows like American Idol. Usually makes a sap feel sympathetic and start supporting the individual.
Girl: When I was little, my mom died and I had to be raised by my grandmother! I'm so sad but I think I can sing! Please love me!!
Guy watching TV: Ugh I hate this sap story.
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A strangely addicting MMORPG Maple Story is a simple online game. From simply or wasting your MP, (Magic Points) to the graphics. (easily changeable) All, if not, most, of the players are only playing because they want to communicate with their buddies. However, the community is weak and the censors are strict. The armor and weapons are extremely expensive, and it's lead by a failure company named Nexon. There are many private servers, but Nexon sends out their troops and deletes the private server. The game is often short for MS and MapleStory.
Maple Story is awesome, but Nexon fails.
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I just called my girlfriend Sara and had invited her over for some Netflix And Chill. She knew what was going to happen, so I bought some Durex up at 7-Eleven that evening, made sure my parents were out of the house and set up "Netflix" She got here at 6pm and she was wearing the sluttiest clothes. She entered my house and walked through to the living room...God she was hot. By the way, she's a slender redhead with huge tits and a nice ass... met her in High School. Anyway I was heading to the bathroom to take a mighty shit and "wrap it in foil." When I came back out she was sitting on the couch, dangling her bra in her hands. My mountain shot up at this point and she glanced down immediately. She dove at my crotch, undoing my pants and giving me the Blowjob of a Lifetime. I almost came, but held my nut in difficultly. She pulled out her tits and was clearly wet as fuck, so I pushed her on the bed, ripped of her booty shorts and panties, saw her tight, shaved and wet pussy and thrust my rod inside her. There was a moment of ecstasy on her face until I started fucking her brains out. I was screwing her so hard until she was moaning..."Oh...oh.....OHH FUCK YES..." she was almost screaming now..."OH JESUS CHRIST....OHHH...FUCK ME BABY.......YES...YES...YES!" Her tits were bouncing up and down and I was about to cum. We were trying all the positions; 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl etc, cumming over and over until I had to switch condoms. We slept after that.
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One horny day, me and my pal Chet were creeping around the girls locker room after school hours. The volleyball team had just finished an astonishing run of wins, in their tight, skinny, shorts, almost hugging their plump rears. As we were walking, Chet couldn’t stay quiet, and let out a peep. Unsurprisingly, many volleyball players noticed us but one in particular, Sophie. The team captain with the most voluptuous, round rear, and precisely proportionate, perfectly shaped tits.
“Chet? What the hell!”
Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap.
“Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock.
“Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size.
“The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I.
Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat.
“Oh God, I’m gonna....”
My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges.
“Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,”
I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
I forcefully engaged her full clitoris and slid smoothly in, due to the additive amount of cum. PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! She was in doggy, and my dick pounded against her walls with the force of the gods!
I could feel her pussy pulsating as she moaned, “oh dad, harder, ghaaaaaa!”
The time had come, and as I ripped through her loose cartilage she burst into a scream of agony as she spewed her flavorful juices on my cock.
“Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh my God!”
I slid out with ease and released a concoction of my finest love, upon her lips came myself, and as she gulped down the gallons of cum, she said.....
“Oh please dad, once more!”
I flipped her on her side and proceeded to exterminate any sign of life in her vagina.
“Oh fuck, that’s the spot, more, harder!”
I had become nauseous from this naughty behavior, but my mind made me keep going. I grasped her plump tits, and squeezed until my hearts content. All the while, these back shots had covered my dick in cream, and I was moving with such ease I thought to try her juggs for once.
I removed my cock from her gaping glory whole and proceeded to titty fuck her so hard that my cock had become numb.
We both got up, got back on our clothes and she licked the rest of the cream off my penis, and I helped her with her face. This was our secret, to never be told, but to possibly happen again.
The threshold of her warm vagina still makes me erect to this day. What a sex story!
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1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.
Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."
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A random, pointless statement of fact with no contribution to an ongoing conversation. It has no point, and ends abruptly.
Person 1: "Did you watch the Pats game?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they kicked the Steelers ass!"
Person 3: "I saw this really big tree outside today..."
Person 1: "Thanks for the Frank Story."
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A Molly Story is signified by a girl who insists on telling insignificant and mindnumbing stories out of context in the middle of conversation. During this she will insist on capturing the attention of all present..whilst repeating the story until each person has been 'enlightened'. She will then proceed to cry.
This girl must be loveable, but exhasperating in her anecdotes.
A Molly Story:
"Guys! Guys! GUYS!"
"..What?"
"Sometimes i go upstairs to fetch something... and forget what i went up for."
"...That's great Molly."
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