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A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.
Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you
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n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.
(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.
Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.
Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?
Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...
Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)
Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...
Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.
Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...
Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.
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Boosty Stuff is a slang name for the drug cocaine in its powder form, ready for use. The term originates as a little known parody of the children's video game Cars, in which vehicles accelerate rapidly for a short period of time by consuming 'Boost Juice'. The identification by Larry the Cable Guy marking the substance as 'Boosty Stuff' in the game became known as a reference to high grade, ready to use cocaine by unknown sources.
Jim went to the crack dealer to get some boosty stuff. Jane just railed a line of boosty stuff. Don't forget your boosty stuff!
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Drugs.
ie. weed, addy, yayo, cat piss, ghb, x
Pothead1: My parents are going to be home, so no bad stuff.
Another Person: I hate weed.
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The art of plunging your dick down a hoe's throat and causing your dick to become lodged deep in the back. This act results in gagging or tonsil-touch on the tip of your dick. Can be achieved in many ways:
1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.
Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
See above for throat stuff methodology.
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The White Stuff is in the middle of an Oreo, baby!
"In the middle of an Oreo, the White Stuff!" - Weird al Yankovic
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A "pro-relaxation" carbonated soft drink created by Funktional Beverages Inc.
The drink itself contains Rosehips Powder (10MG), Valerian Root (10MG), and L-Theanine (5MG) - all of which are reputable substances to facilitate a relaxed feeling, as well as supplementing dreams and dream creation.
With that said, the drink, in a sense, benefits the user in a way opposite to an "energy drink" such as Redbull, Rockstar, or Monster. Purple Stuff contains no caffeine.
The drink comes in three flavors. A grape flavor, a sort-of berry - fruit-punch flavor, and a lemon-lime flavor.
The valerian root can actually be tasted in each flavor - especially in grape. The lemon-lime is surprisingly smooth to drink, and the berry flavor falls somewhere in between.
The drink itself seems to only be sold at gas stations that get consistent business - AKA they've got the money to buy alternative drinks such as this.
Purple Stuff comes in purple and white 16OZ cans. The can itself is packaged to appeal to nerdy, pseudo drug-users. Most people have too much shame to actually drink it, and others would probably feel embarassed holding it in the store. All of which is too bad, as some professional text and a dark-colored can would make this could-be, legitimate drink accessible.
Yes. You can drink two or three of these and catch a buzz.
Here are some things to keep in mind and try for optimal results.
- Drink Purple Stuff after not sleeping for 24 (+) hours.
- Drink Purple Stuff on an empty stomach.
- Drink Purple Stuff after a meal.
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are well-rested and sober
- Drink Purple Stuff and smoke a bowl of weed.
- Drink Purple Stuff then drink a 16OZ energy drink
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are happy
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are anxious
- Drink Purple Stuff when down/depressed for any reason
- Drink Purple Stuff and go straight to bed
- Drink Purple Stuff and meditate
- Drink Purple Stuff and play video games
Purple Stuff can be purchased with food stamps, though it has "vitamins and supplements" in it - a reason energy drinks such as Monster and Rockstar aren't accessible by such means.
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