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adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.
In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.
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A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.
I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.
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when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around
my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is
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haha when danny tells you that a kid in his class tells you that if you blow in some dudes ass hole and jack them off from the back it looks like a dirty trombone hense...dirty trombone
wow alex workman "played" the best dirty trombone on me last nite ...phew
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When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.
Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones
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Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick
Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin
It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.
"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."