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well ladies, when you think you've had all possible positions, please try Mr. Kenworth on:
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
try it, you'll drive it
my lord, did you see that pig hauler usin the trucker seat?
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When two truck drivers get caught docking and quickly start dancing to pretend nothing gay was going down. Just dancing for smiles.
John and Danny pulled a Dancing Trucker behind the gas station the other night. Mr. Pitman caught them mid-moon walk.
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drink just enough to find your limit, then, just for good measure, throw in a few shots of jager, shake well. Now your trucker drunk.
john: man, what the hell happened last night? i don't remember a thing.
zach: yeah, you were trucker drunk last night!
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some of the best music artists to ever exist.
hey man have you heard that song... daddy's cup?
ah yes by drive-by truckers? yes the best song i've ever heard
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A trucker girl is a girl who sits in the middle seat of her boyfriends truck because she just can't stand being far from him!
She loves him so much I bet she's a trucker girl!
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The hat that makes Ashton Kutcher look butt ugly. Sometimes sold on the street with graffitti on them. White trash cap gone popular and really cool looking.
I love the way Pharell looks in his Trucker. He's so hot
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n. Colorado Springs, Co based band fronted by Kevin Charles formerly of Swoon, Fluck, The Poppeacock's, Strange Daze, The Southern Backtones... Shared the stage with Brad Paisely, Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow, Hootie and the Blowfish, The Neveille Brothers... also known as Kevin Charles and Trucker's Choice. Most recent album is "Straight Lines of White".
Kevin Charles and Trucker's Choice
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