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squeezing a male genitals/nuts and twisted the balls
Earl from My Name is Earl says to Randy "No Berry Twisters"
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In meat man parlance, an Ass Twister is someone who gives the impression of wanting to buy, but in reality has no intention of doing so. Crafty and cunning, these time wasters are a particularly insidious breed of shit breather. Also known as come backs and be backs, the Ass Twister inquires about every item the meat man has to offer, frequently interrupts his presentation with inane questions, wants to run their grimy paws on the merchandise, wants brochures and phone numbers and then refuses to buy because they haven't got two nickels to rub together and they've already blown their allotment of food stamps even though it's only the second day of the month.
Russ: "So, if I make you a deal sweet as pie, can you take these six cases I've got laid out here?"
Shit Breather: "No, but if you come back da fust of da monf, I'll be wif you on dem cases!"
Russ: "You Fucking Ass Twister!"
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You get a girl and her tongue goes inside your foreskin and twisted around like a swirly
You know your middle school bully you dream about that’s your sister’s tongue that’s a Alabama twister
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A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.
"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."
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someone that u hate with all your bidy parts and you cant stand the sight of that person so when you see them the only words you can stomanch to say are FAGGOT TWISTER.
or else could mean that the peson could be possibly gay
1. some guy: hey dudes do you see that guy over there
other guy: yeah hes a faggot twister
2. she him der la hes wan faggot twister of a yolk!
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One who is full of themselves and a smartypants
That guy over there, with the big mouth: he's such a piss twister
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when a tornado goes through a gay stripper club and rips off all the mens testicles, the tornado is now full of the testicles and becomes a sac twister.
Dude did you see the sac twister on tuesday?
Oh my god man I was castrated in a sac twister!
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