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when one hires a hooker to shit on a glass top surface (such as a coffee table) while they lie below and watch
I paid that ho $20 for a pay-per-view last night.
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The most cursed and most terrible school to ever exist. Also the bathrooms are filled with people vaping
Wow you went to diablo view middle school? How’d you survive
A place where the fakes reproduce. Also known as the thot breeding grounds.
God Damn it, its fucking eagle view middle school in here!
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A Gang in Northen California consisting of 5 top members
The OG
The Incredible Hulk
Stray
SMF
and Strick-9
the most feared gang in the South Bay
"damn 3rd view dont let noone in man them books is always closed - i wish i could kick it at that party the got today"
"shit the OG is in my mutha fukkin art class that fools hella chill"
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The place where:
1) Campus supervisors are now virtual police officers
2) Where each grade uses drugs, but treats as if their grade is superior
3) Mass violation of the First, Second, and Fourth Amendments
4) General prison for those not in ASB(alt-Eagles), athletes, or in admin.
ASB athlete: Hey you, show some Valley View High School pride!
Random, normal student: You can't make me....(Gets tazed by supervisor)
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The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
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when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.
one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.