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You are a worthless waste of life, which is why - at this precise point in world history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = EVERYTHING.

Seriously, fuck you.

"You need to die."

"You fail beyond possible bounds."

by Rey3127 March 25, 2008

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You

I should probably stop, but I miss you… I miss you to the point it hurts … I miss telling you I love you how many times a day! I miss trying to figure out your numbers. I miss giggling when I end up searching for the number you’re on and one of the sexual ones comes up first. I miss the excitement over new posts and checking to see if you moved your numbers. I miss playing numbers with you! I miss you telling me you love me!!
I miss YOU!!!! I miss US!!

I have definitely learned you need to appreciate what you have when you have it…
Sometimes I was focused on soon, being in your arms etc … today, I just want my numbers.

I don’t know what to say.. I probably have said things that make no sense… but I am not willing to give up!

I want to go back to the happy land… the happy land where I could feel my heart flowing with love everywhere I went. This is going to sound stupid, but I could feel the flow to your heart today when I saw you:) I wrote about this feeling before… I think at the time I used pull… it is more a connection.

We had that personality analysis… I am a golden retriever which is nurturing and a problem solver, they need to figure out the why… I must say that was pretty accurate.

Whatever is the why… I love you ❤️

As you can see my mind is like a bowl of jumping beans… sorry.

by YOU will NEVER leave my ❤️! I❤️u March 5, 2023

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That's you

someone you see who should be talking to, talks to, is talking to, or is with your friend

that's you right there

by tayco06 July 19, 2009

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you are

A phrase said to someone whom you don't really like or wish to irritate.

It MUST be said after everything they say.

Person 1 - "You're an effort you"
Person 2 - "You are"
Person 1 - "Stop bipping yourself"
Person 2 - "You are"
Person 1 - "I'm bipping myself?"
Person 2 - "You are"

by Martin Heward September 14, 2004

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You

I want YOU now!!!
I will wait for soon, eventually, someday, whenever!!!

I love YOU!!!

I can’t let this love go!!
I love YOU with all of me!!!

by YOU will NEVER leave my ❤️! I❤️u March 11, 2023

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you

The word Soulja boy likes to use

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)

by NBL December 20, 2007

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You

Needed. Beautiful. Cared about. Loved. Deserves life. Necessary for living. Feels like isn't needed but You is needed. By many people.

You are loved.
You were put here for a reason.
People need You.

by ~~~Swagalicious~~~ February 10, 2015

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