pikachu theorem of physcology

this theorem states for any banana popsicle on a motorcycle, we will always have a cross difference between yes and no.

lol i win any debate cuz of the pikachu theorem of physcology

Paslay’s Theorem

Paslay’s Theorem states that the length of the penis is more accurately described by the ratio between weight, height and penis length. Paslay’s Theorem is known to describe the phenomenon of short and skinny men seeming to have large penises regardless of length.

Damn that man is packing! No man it’s just Paslay’s Theorem.