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This title is earned when someone represents a stereotype so well that they become the leading example of it.
"John is such a douche bag."
"I totally agree, last weekend he passed out on my couch after pissing himself."
"Wow, he must be the douche bag major general to pull that shit."
an awesome song by the greatest rock band in the world, the who. forget the beatles, the who created real rock. i mean they were the first people to start that hitting your instruments to the ground.
some weird slut: "what are you listening to?"
me: "my generation by the who."
slut: "huh? is that like old music?"
me: "no its a new hip hop band, you should go buy their rock opera tommy!"
-all i can say now is that all the sluts at my school are now listening to the who.
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The generation born right around the end of the 1960s baby boomer cultural takeover, basically anyone born after 1965 (Dylan going electric) and before 1977 (so that you'd hafta be at least 1 yr. old when Star Wars came out). The title Generation X was designated by the media to indicate a distinct group population for marketing purposes. Generation X members are generally considered laid back (slackers), market savvy (having been inundated by the mass media and MTV since their pre-teen years), prone to psychological disorders (the first generation with a majority to have grown up with absent or divorced parents), and considered less important than baby boomers (who are btw the egomaniacal bastids to make that distinction in the first place, sheesh). Generational trends however suggest that Gen Xers are smarter than people think, are more capable and hard working than expected, and will eventually rule the world by lining up the baby boomer bastids against the wall when the revolution comes!
Also, the name of a punk band I think.
None needed. Generation X already knows.
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command and conquer is the best series of games ever made, and the communist countries always say 'comrade general' in red alert, red alert 2, generals etc.
Comrade Stalin (Red alert): Comrade general! We have taken over europe at last (loud clap) its time to celebrate. (Takes off belt and starts dancing).
Think about that, a dancing Stalin.
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a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)
This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.
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A theory which states that space and time are actually a four-dimensional continuum known as "spacetime", and that gravity is a manifestation of the curvature of the geometry of this four-dimensional spacetime. General Relativity explains the gravitational bending of starlight, how gravity slows down the flow of time, predicts the existence of blackholes, and even predicts the expansion of the universe. The theory was formulated by Albert Einstein in order to incorporate gravity into his theory of relativity.
The famous eclipse experiment of 1919 confirmed Einstein's prediction that light rays would bend in a gravitational field, according to his theory of general relativity.
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Something to describe someone who is very generic and tends to follow what other people do instead of coming up with something creative. They don't dare to be different. In the mind of a generic bitch, to gain popularity points you should join the cool crowd and do what they do and be under peer pressure to be accepted. Versus being yourself and trying to be different because you don't want to seem like a boring, fake, plastic, annoying, person.
Chloe: Omg. Yesterday I went shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch!
Matt: Why? That place friggin' advertises on peoples clothing and its so overrated.
Chloe: So..? Last time I checked, it's cool to shop there.
Matt: But every other girl shops there. It gets so annoying to see every girl sporting an Abercrombie hoodie or shirt and it would be nice if some of them wore other brands for once.
Chloe: Yeah but then they'd be losers for not following the mainstream trend. Dare to be different? Ha. Never. I bet I'd be less popular if I even tried..
Matt: Well in a sea of generic bitches, any person who doesn't follow mainstream trends is cool. Hell, I bet if Abercrombie and Fitch told their customers that breathing isn't cool, you'd all die.
Chloe: Of course I'd die. Yes I would..anything to bring up my social status. What a martyr I'd be if I died for coolness.
Matt: Yes..martyr of the plastic barbie dolls..you fucking generic bitch!
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