First To Third

Skipping second gear in a manual-transmision vehicle in order to receive a comfortable Blow Job.

That chick that i picked up at the bar was kinda fat... so I had to pull the 'ol First to Third.

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Disgusting Thirds

Having sex with a girl after two guys have already done it very recently. Even more repulsive than sloppy seconds. You are using the other two guys cum as lube.

"That chick was so hot, i didn't care it was Disgusting Thirds, i had to hit it."

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Thickshake Thirds

theres Fresh First, Sloppy Seconds then Thickshake Thirds. Its used to describe what a womans vagina would feel like when your the third guy in line to fuck her.

Mr B to Mr P, "hey shes hot i think i'll get in for Fresh First you can have Sloppy Seconds Mr P"

Mr P to Mr B "like fuck Mr B im getting Fresh First and Sloppy Seconds your getting Thickshake Thirds!!"

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third string

A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.

Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.

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third world

a name that is used for a friend that is from a country that is not up to stardards of the western world.

buddy u have no running water? what are u, third world?

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third base

Controversially debated, but the modern accepted definition of 'Third Base' is both Fellatio and Cunnilingus.

Fellatio being oral sex performed on a male, involves a penis being placed into ones mouth, commonly known as a headjob, sucking off or a blowjob, although one generally does not blow when performing.

Cunnilingus being oral sex performed on a female, involves a tongue entering a vagina, commonly known as licking out and eating out.

Late Tuesday night, Mike drove Jen to make out point in his newly imported supra, once there Mike managed to reach third base for the first time with Jen when Mike licked Jen's vagina. Jen had never given anyone a blowjob before and decided she would perform one on Mike the same night. That night Mike and Jen reached 3rd base both ways.

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Five-thirds

Used to describe something that is cool. Describes something that is "more than one hundred percent."

"Damn that snipe was fucking five-thirds!"
"Yo my rhymes are muckin' five-thirds yo!"

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