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A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.
Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.
Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?
Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.
An Escalator Thought is an enhanced realization of a previously unexplored idea or concept that is achieved when a person experiences an increase in altitude. Escalator Thoughts can be formed during multiple means of ascending motion, such as via airplane, roller coaster, elevator, running up stairs, and of course, riding an escalator.
Mike: Hey Alexa, you wanna hear an Escalator Thought?
Alexa: Sure, go for it.
Mike: If you fell down an escalator at the same speed it was rising, you would simply fall in place.
Alexa: Woah.
The Silly Thought is the deity of the Church of The Silly Thought, or Sillythoughtism, a social movement in Hong Kong that promotes a light-hearted view of Hallucinatory Realism and originated in the teaching of intelligent design. According to adherents, Sillythoughtism is a "real, magical religion, in some occurrences has had connections to the concept of magical realism, as much as any other".
If magician can turn your dreams into reality then so can The Silly Thought.
An original idea advertised in a social context to enhance the reputation of the person presenting the idea.
Ew, she's such a brain. What a bunch of thought bling. Let's rip her to shreds.
When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.
Don't spread your Thought Disease and infect others with your stupidity.
(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar
Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.