double-decker threesome

The most supreme of all sexual positions, includes two (2) midgets and a normal sized person. While the normal size person is making out with the midget, who happens to be sitting on the other midget's shoulders. The bottom midget simultaneously performs oral sex (blowjob) on the normal sized person, thus creating the double-decker threesome.

The double-decker threesome in the episode of Little People Big World last night, gave me a raging boner.

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New Mexico Threesome

A Threesome with 2 women and 1 man, where the 2 women stick 1 finger each into the man's butthole.

Miller had a New Mexico Threesome with Annie and Cassie and their finger's stink.

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hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

Third Wheel Threesome

A threesome which involves a single person and an already established couple.

John and Jennifer invited me to their house for a steak dinner; long story short: shit happened, and we ended up having a third wheel threesome.

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Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by Oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. However, this sex move has a couple requirements. First of all it involves having sex with a pregnant woman. Second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. Thereby, having sex with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a sexual exploit of yours. Thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.

I done got my ma's sister's daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. So I told her a quick Oklahoma Threesome should do the trick and we'll jus' get another lit'l bugger up 'n growing inside her right quick.

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chester county threesom

when your jerkin it with both hands

Person A: what did you do last night?
person B: nothing much I had a Chester County threesome while watching the view
Person A: we are no longer friends....

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Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.