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Timothy R Castles is one fancy young gentlemen with a fine English accent. His hair is quite spectacular and deserves an award. Timothy R Castles is shown by his outstanding performances on his social media and his intellectual ability to find the right pose in front of the camera. This king has a beautiful voice that he uses for the spectacular marvel of singing, instantly attracting any women within a few hundred km. Not only this, but his outstanding moves in the act of dancing is one sight to see. It would be an absolute joy to see this man in real life as your eyes would be blessed. I bet this man would win any athletics competition with his sheer looks. Impeccable.
LOOK EVERYONE! Its Timothy R Castles! Lets hear his singing!
(The) Timothy McVeigh Special is a synonym for mint chocolate chip ice cream named after the eponymous Oklahoma City bomber’s last meal.
Can also be used as a codeword to order a specific quantity of mint chip ice cream at your local Cold Stone Creamery/ice cream parlour (by default, it is two pints as per the original portion size).
Paul: Hey, can I get the Timothy McVeigh special, please?
Cold Stone Creamery cashier: Certainly, we’ll have your order ready at the back of the store.
A fuckstick who sucks dick
James Timothy go suck a dick
Ok I will
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Kid that ate rocks outside at field day in 8th grade in 8th grade at NBIS.
Timothy Rosiak ate rocks at field day
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The nickname i f****** use to get back at my f****** annoying classmate who never shut the f*** up.
FUCK QUIET TIMOTHY BEFORE I BLOW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT
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"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
By far the greatest Bible Verse of all time
Female Manager: "I need you to finish these reports by the end of the day"
Male Worker: "Sorry, i cant do it. Its against my religion."
Female Manager: "Oh yea? How is that?"
Male Worker: "I Timothy 2:12...Look it up"
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Born on December 10, 2018, Flynn Timothy Stocklin is the son of Colleen Ballinger and Erik Stocklin. His first and middle name is passed down through his family. Flynn is the cutest baby to ever exist, with stunning blue eyes and light brown, almost ginger hair.
Flynn is weirdly obsessed with a cartoon elephant by the name of Edurardo and if you are willing to send him one, he will go over the moon for it.
Person 1: Have you seen Flynn Timothy Stocklin?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Isn't he the cutest baby ever?
Person 2: I agree! He has bright blue eyes and I don't think I can his cuteness anymore.
Person 3 in the distance: AWWWWWWWW FLYNN SLDJFLJFLJLSJLSJD WHAT HOW IS HE SO CUTE I'M DYING
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