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A gentleman of any age who preys on cougars. This gentleman is very knowledgeable in the ways of the cougar and is an expert at looking like prey while actually being the predator. He often uses this insight to work the cougar while working other ladies or multiple packs of cougars at the same time. This is usually accomplished though intermittent flirting throughout the evening. The cougar hawk is not to be confused with a guy wearing mirrored shades and a Hustler jacket hitting on everything in the room.
The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.
“Careful bud or that cougar is going to maul you.” Don’t you worry boys, I am a wise man when is comes to the ways of the cougar. In 12 hours she will be making me breakfast. Do you all want breakfast? I can have her call some friends?”
“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him.
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While the 40 year old may be hot, she isnt good for much more than a roll in the sack. Certainly not dinner or a movie.
I would love to bang that cougar but she wants me to talk to her and text her and give her the attention that she deserves. So not worth my time!
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a lady person at least 20 years of age (as of July), who pursues or has been with a boy person at least two years younger than her.
Not to be confused with a cradle-robber or pedo.
"Did you see that lady holding hands with that teenager? Whatta cougar.
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noun. - White wine, usually of the inexpensive variety, often sold in a box.
After a box of Cougar Koolaid, she was ready for the office Christmas party.
Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed
Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!
A cougar that is drunk and horny ready to pounce on a young man at bar at a moments notice, usually with disregaurd to the people around her or him, basicaly sleazing herself on a young man.
Dude I was at the club with my college teacher last weekend and she became a live cougar because all of sudden after a few yager shots she was all over my nuts!
A gentleman usually 21 or older (19 and up in Canada) that is in a bar enjoying his alcoholic beverage of choice that is being hit on by a woman typically 35 and up that may or may not have a few kids and some extra baggage.
Wow man you got so drunk last night that cougar mauled you. Way to be Cougar Bait.
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