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Inserting a penis into a wet vagina
I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.
A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.
Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick
"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick
"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.
"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."
Recognizing a bitch or hoe and telling her to suck your dick
Hey Samantha Suck my dick bitch!
Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.
Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”
“Put your cover on” -College Cadet
“Hop off my dick.” -Academy Cadet/ Lane
Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*
"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"