Teddy Cabbage

1. (n) A Bulgarian pornstar/ sex trader/with a little asian girl fetish.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.

1. Did you see that porn video with that Teddy Cabbage? yeah dude, cabbage was getting ravaged everywhere I think I'm seeing double now.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.

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Teddy Penis

a boy/guy with a small penis as to where it looks like he doesn't have one.

Omg! Becky did you see Charlie's teddy penis?!
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.

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teddy bear

A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.

That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.

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teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

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A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.

Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.

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Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.

Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"

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teddy person

A person that you can hug, kiss, squeeze and hold all you want and nothing more then that.

I feel lonely i want my teddy person.

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