olive oil

Used to jack off

Did you hear about Jacob?
No what happened?
He uses olive oil.

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Oil tanker

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with whale. SEE Whale.

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.

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Baby Oil

the stuff u rub all over you b4 sex, exellent lube! makes sex extra great!!!

want some baby oil lovin?

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oil change

A way for an athlete to pass a drug test by inserting a tube up his urethra(penis hole), then inject clean urine in through the tube.

"We need a urine sample from you, Mr. schwarzenegger.

Arnold mutters -" I'll need an oil change"

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Beezlenut oil

The liquid created when cannabis is cooked into oil or butter. Used in preparing THC infused baked goods

-Yo these pot brownies are good
-it's all about how good your beezlenut oil is

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Sea Oil

A crappy brand of Gas in the Philippines that gets is ass kicked by Petron any day of the week.

Sea Oil Gas may be comprised of 1 part Sea, one part oil.

Constantly referred to as rat crap by Pilipino's.

I highly recommend the Sea Oil station in Tungko

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Change the oil

have sex, ejaculate

I changed the oil yesterday.

Your too stressed, change the oil.

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