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When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.
Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.
DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.
Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!
Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.
The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.
"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.
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A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.
Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'
Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'
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