tower bower

A person of the Muslum faith who has to pray in the direction of Mecca.

I think the person that moved in next door is a tower bower.

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Poo tower

A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.

Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.

Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss

Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.

James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell

Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.

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Pizza tower

a stack of pizza
- Has high fat
- Has high kilo calories
Don't eat it.
It can cause heart attack.

A: Hey, I brought a pizza tower.
B: Farewell, my friend.
*B is dead by heart attack*

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tower blitz

the game to replace tds

noobgod1234:tds is boring now theres no updates
godnoob4321:try playing tower blitz its fun

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Tower of Babel

When you lay three or more women of different ethnicities that all speak different languages than you on top of each other and perform coitus with each woman starting from bottom to top.

"Dude, I crushed box last night in a tower of babel with an asian girl, french girl, german girl AND mexican girl"

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Trump Tower

Noun : Used when someone has an a erection and it sticks out when you are wearing basketball/ work out shorts.

1) Damn , that girl gives me a Trump Tower

2) Guy 1 : Everyone I have recently learned that I'm gay

Guy 2 : How do you know this ?

Guy 1 : I got a Trump Tower inside the Chicago Trump tower when I saw Donald Trump in the elevator

Guy 2 : Same except with Adam West

3) Son : Mom please buy me the new LOZ ( Legend of Zelda ) game , Zeld gives me a Trump Tower

Mother : What the fuck , hell no im sending you back to the adoption agency

Son : I'm adopted?

Adam West : ( pops out ) Bet ya didn't see that coming

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eiffel tower

A threesome, with two guys and one girl, when one guy is hitting it from the back and another guy is hitting it from the front. The guys then slap hands at the top resembling the eiffel tower.

"dude we pulled the eiffel tower on that chick"

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