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The official attention-seeker mobile of most people in South East Asia. Most owners fit them with front and rear bull bars, along with loads of strobe lights and sirens.
Look at this douche in the Toyota Fortuner. Flashing his strobe lights with his attention-seeking bull bars.
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Peace of shit that usually gets towed out of the driveway due to a small puddle by a land cruiser.
I told mum I was gay so she bought me a Toyota hilux.
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Shitty wannabe pretend 4wd with piss weak suspension ,the little baby sister of a 80 series cruiser for cheap cunts. Who pretend to be men ,who hate them selves because they have a gape where the dick should be.
My toyota prado is so so pretty and shiny , i love snapping cvs
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the definition of a rice racer, with a hunk of sheet metal taped around a straight six engine. also known as the incarnation of the devil by amcar fans. if you see one, take it out on the shooting range and use it for target practice.
vegard: omg look a Toyota Supra....sweet..
Me: yeah sweet...target practice..*locks and loads one 50. cal MG...*
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The car that every teen gets from there parents because it's "safe" but in reality, it's so fucking bland and boring. Say one day you ask for your 17th birthday a nice, and luxurious car, and reliable, and fast car, then on your 17th birthday, you get a damn Toyota Camry, it's really annoying considering the fact that you always wanted a sports car, like a Chevrolet Corvette, or a Porsche 911, then, in the end, your parents get you a Toyota Camry, then later you get angry at them for not getting the car you want but you don't want to admit it, and then a couple of months later, you've had enough of driving it, then one day, you'll crash it because to you it's a boring car it and then they'll probably ground you because they bought it because it's "SAFE", or they will get you a better car.
Some Guy: Who's the kid who owns that Toyota Camry
Me: I do
Some Guy: Sucks to be you
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The best car in existence, at least according to craigslist.
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
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Punch-buggy style travel game involving the tickling of the area between the genitals and the chocolate starfish of your fellow passenger upon passing a Toyota motor vehicle.
We passed a Prius and I quickly gave her a Toyota Taint Tickle.
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