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trade dogs

There are two distinct definitions, or methods of trading dogs.

The adjective "trade dogs" comes from the early to mid high school years, where young children used code to define when they would like to swing their fists. It was often used as a threat to extort lunch money or prey on poor defenseless nerds, while slamming them upon the hard metal surface of a locker.

At this point in time, this term is used as a greeting, completely meaningless inside joke or meme between friends. In this respect, to trade dogs can mean anything from joining a raiding party in World of Warcraft, to hanging out and smoking weed. It is absolutely imperative to use CAPS when trading dogs in this manner.

Example 1
Bully: Hey punk.. wanna trade dogs?
Nerd: HAHAH what?
Bully: *swings at nerd*

Example 2
Tornizzle: YO MANG WANNA TRADE DOGZZZ?
Dwingo: YA WHAT YOU GOT
Tornizzle: I GOT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Dwingo: Okay um, where are we raiding dude?

by Tornizzle November 12, 2007

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Trading Up

In a sports stadium, 'trading' your crappy box seats for something a little closer to the action. Meaning, if there's nobody to trade the seat, why not just take it yourself?

Generally easy to do if a crappy team plays there because of the number of empty seats. It gets more difficult the better your team is, since the stadium will be close to sold out.

Sometimes involves dodging the wrath of particularly stern ushers. Also, if someone shows up with a ticket for your new seat, it's best to move.

There was nobody at list night's Tigers game, so I decided to do a little trading up. I left my crappy nosebleed section seat for a spot up close to the action.

by Jojo Baroo May 29, 2010

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Trading Size

A trader for example in the stocks and futures market who likes to trade in huge quantity
for example Trading 100 YM (worth $16.4m time of writing) / ES Contracts (dow jones index & S&P 500 Futures)

or buying 10000s of Apple Shares on the spot.

And of course for the Forex traders 10 lots+

Example 1:
Experienced Trader: I like to wait for pullbacks to my specific price levels and i'll buy 100 YM Futures contracts minimum (of time writing worth $16.4m in cash)
Another Trader: That's alot of size Steve i couldn't handle that.
Experienced Trader: I like to trade size the markets reward those who're Trading Size
Another Trader: Oh really steve?
Experienced Trader: Oh yes i like to trade astronomical size!

Example 2:
Steve Ruffley: The ability trade size is a rare, rare thing you know and I'm not even a big trader you know there's guys
out there they are much bigger than me and I trade size because all I make money that's a simple fact
of the matter it's a necessity for me I don't have the interest of patience straight a ten pounds a point it will not give
me what I want out of life so I trade big because the bigger you trade the more money you make
you know you deal with that in your own way.

by Straight As A Pencil March 13, 2021


touch trade

The process of trading assets, with the intention to trade them back in the future. Most commonly used in Pokémon to help complete a Pokédex.

"The only Pokémon I am missing in my Pokédex is Pikachu."
"I only have one Pikachu but I want to keep it. To help you out, we can touch trade."

by brycekrispies01 January 23, 2023


trade hangout

A roblox game where people with premium trade limited items.

Nerd: HEY DUDE WANNA PLAY TRADE HANGOUT

Me: bet, but aint gonna be wit you.

by Nexasphere September 7, 2020


Trade Hats

Trade Hats/ Trading Hats • to have sex with another person

Aw man, I’d trade hats with that guy any day!”

by .bim November 28, 2017


Webby Trade

An unreasonable trade offer in the world of fantasy sports.

Dez Bryant for Aaron Hernandez (2014), get the fuck outa here dog that's a Webby trade!!!

Matt Asiata for Emmanuel Sanders, you suck, that's a Webby trade.

by FantasyFanatic October 30, 2014