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three dollars and fifty cents. the amount of money that goddamn lochness monster wants.
that goddamn lochness monster wants tree fitty again!
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Three Fifty
The amount o three dollars and fifty cents
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.
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(n)An unflattering slang term for a squirrel.
Penn State campus is overrun with fat, fearless tree rats.
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A name for all of the trees on South Street in downtown Philadelphia, where every tree on the street has been covered in chewed gum. Before they were cut down in 2008, new contributions were made regularly by gum-chewing passersby.
The gum trees were one of the many things that gave South Street its charm.
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A simple man who achieved Godhood by constructing the largest scooter known to man, having legendary scooter skills, and rocking the now pussy slaying hairstyle know as a bowl cut.
Man 1:.hey, have you heard of Oliver Tree?
Man 2: Who hasn't my guy?
Both men then proceed to ride into the sunset on a razor scooter and rocking a bowl cut.
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When the skies of the grounds were one, the Legends, with their twelve forces, nurtered the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil that coveted the heart of the tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend the embrace the heart of the tree of life, the Legends hereby devide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns as skew. The twelve forces divide intro two and create two suns that lool alike into two worlds that seem alike. The Legends travel apart. The Legendes shall now see the same ski but shall stand on different grounds, shall stay on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the Legends will greet each other. The day the red force purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (/starts the video at 1:26)"
"what the hell is the tree of life"
"ahahah their mama is a tree"
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