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adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.
In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.
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A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.
I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.
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when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around
my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is
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haha when danny tells you that a kid in his class tells you that if you blow in some dudes ass hole and jack them off from the back it looks like a dirty trombone hense...dirty trombone
wow alex workman "played" the best dirty trombone on me last nite ...phew
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When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.
Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones
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Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.
Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?
It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba