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While you are walking down a road or any public place you whip out your dick and walk at an awkward pace while slowly whacking off. You will then have completed a nordic tug.
While the two bros were walking down the road on the way to starfucks. They both decided it was time for a nordic tug down the road
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Jerking off using jelly (usually grape jelly) as opposed to normal lubricant.
"Don't jelly tug outside, or the mosquitoes will get you."
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When a man is feeling down in the dumps and at the same time feels that if he could get at minimum a hand job that it will help make him feel better. Normally after he breaks up with his girl and he confides in a female friend for a shoulder to lean on and hopefully for an additional stress relieving HJ.
Nate: Hey Curtis, I just broke up with Holly today. I'm not my same old self right now.
Curtis: Know what you need man, a Hug and Tug. Why dont you give Molly a call. Shes a good friend of yours and shes always down for a little wacktion.
Nate: Hell yeah man, Im calling her ass right now!
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the explicit act of a girl using her mouth and or tongue to give oral pleasures to man.
Steve: Dude, i'm trying to get my dick wet tonight.
Don: I heard the new chick passes out mouth tugs like its her job.
Wags: Hell ya she does.
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Tug Nugging is when someone cant take a shit for there life. When this happens, you call a professional Tug Nugger. Basically what a Tug Nugger does is they suction cup there mouth to the person who cant take a shits, asshole, then they "tug" the "nugs" out of that persons asshole.
Marcell- sup bro, you trying to hang out today?
Edward-Nahh, Ive havent taken a shit in 2 weeks, im thinking its time to get tug nugged..
Marcel- aight, well hit me up when you're done.
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Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.
I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.
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Noun. The act of pulling the scrotum down quickly in order to inflict maximum pain. Can refer to a defensive move used by sex workers, or may be a figurative expression to describe the effect of a slight or insult on the recipient.
Suzanne really gave Michael the old plum tug when she dumped him in front of everybody at the dance.
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Sensing that Michael was about to grab her hair, Suzanne got her hand in position to perform a plum tug. He got the hint and put his hand back behind him.
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