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Tumblr is a place where people hate themselves and love Satan.
Amandi: you should visit Tumblr
Jamie: Yeah, OK. I'll do it for you.
*One Week Later*
Amandi: How was it?
Jamie: I HATE MYSELF!!! Satan is so misunderstood
Amandi: *claps hands together* *Opens Tumblr* *doesn't come back until a month*
A website and app that can ban 'female presenting nipples' but can't ban racism and nazi's
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Tumblr"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're banning all adult content from the 17th of December 2018 but can't seem to ban racism".
The end of your social life. It is probably one of the main reasons your are single.
"She's so pretty, why is she still single?"
"Tumblr."
"Oh"
See, God and Satan got into an argument one day: Satan was mad God got to make everything in the world. So after hours of debate and begging, God told Satan he could create one thing. Thus, Tumblr was created.
Tumblr is the best dang social media sight in the world.
oh no oh god no not TUMBLR
this website/app is literally cursed with the power of shitposts, tumblr feminists, strange humor, and fandoms
however most of it isn’t a bad thing
(except the extreme feminists)
Known for their strange sense of humor, tumblr literally is the embodiment of why is this funny? But you still laugh anyways. The app is basically a bunch of crackhead teens and adults who have gone insane.
and a crackhead who’s gone more insane then before is REALLY crazy.
Not to mention, there’s the people who only use it for p*rn
Larry who has only had access to the internet for a day: hey have you heard of this website called tumblr?
Allison, but goes by flower because of aesthetic: yea!! I love it. I use it all the time because I’m a huge fan of (insert indie artist here)
Mike: oh I used to use it for looking at female presenting nipples
Pete: I make shitposts on there. I can literally say anything I want and people will think it’s funny.
Normal Joe: oH NO NOT TUMBLR OH GOD
"Oh, whacha doin' later today?"
**Hisses at outside contact** "Tumblr."
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