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A movie about a girl with down syndrome who cannot decide between Necrophilia and Beastiality.
You figure it out...it's twilight.
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The gayest piece of shit every created becase of stephanie meyers trying to pursue her sexual fantasy through a series of gay ass books. The only people who like the series are fat little fangirls
Melony: Oh did you read Twilight yet it is amazing
Kristen:*Pulls out 12 gauge*
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A book. Just a book. A not-so-special book about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. But people take it to THE EXTREME!!! On the day the Twilight movie came out in England (December 19th 2007) EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE (excluding myself) went to see it on the day it came out.
Normally people accosiated vampires with Gothic novel. And according to a magazine that I read, it said that 'Twilight is a gothic novel where Bella Swan falls head over heels for the hot boy' WTF?? It is not Gothic at all!! No old haunted mansion, no bats, no PROPER vampires!! And how can you fall head over heels for someone, when we are, in fact, like that anyway??
Now, I admit that I read it when I am unbelievably (sp?) bored, and I do sort of blush a bit when Bella and Edward are talking or something,and I do like it's squeal, New Moon, because Bella is not all gooey over Edward, and hangs around with the werewolf, Jacob, who is, in my opinon, much hotter than Bella.
Also, LOADS of flaws:
Flaw 1: Vampires do not sparkle in the sun
Flaw 2: Vampires sleep in coffins during the day
Flaw 3: Vampires have fangs
Also, in Breaking Dawn (which I put down halfway due to it beng so unplausable)Edward bites Bella to make her into a vampire, yet in Twilight, he claims he has no fangs... How does he bite her if he has no fangs??
If you want to read a gothic novel, try Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre. Real love, real gothic.
TwilightFan: OMG Twilight Movie is AMAZING!!!
Me: WTF??
TwilightFan2: OMG I CANT BELIEVE BELLA MARRIED EDWARD AND HAD A HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE BABY!! I AM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!
Me: *slaps her around the head* FFS GET A LIFE!!! *gives her one last slap around the head for luck*
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GAY. Twilight is about some emo chick who falls in love with a gray gay vampire... he, I think likes it in the butt.... Stephanie Myer ( or whatever ) is stupid and most of the books are describing his details about his gray skin and shit, what the hell.... like seriously she seems in love with some gay vampire she made up...
dude 1: have you read twilight?
dude 2: NO, its fuckin gay its about some gayy vampire
dude 1: oh thank god i didnt read it!
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1) The pretty time between night and day.
2) A book, you may or may not care about, about sparkly vampires and a brunette who wants to be one. There may be some werewolves thrown in it somewhere.
3) The object of many Teeny boppers affections.
1) Twilight is a pretty time of day.
2) WTF? This Twilight book makes no sense!
3) OMG!!! Twilight makes so much sense to me!
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Read by girls who probably haven't even heard of Jane Austen or Edith Wharton, who are two of the best female authors and writers of the best love stories ever written. (i.e.: 'Pride and Prejudice', 'Summer', 'The Age of Innocence', 'Ethan Frome', 'Sense and Sensibility', etc).
A book with underdevelopped characters, a whiney protaganist, a 'perfect' vampire romeo who is more a controlling son-of-a-bitch than Casanova, and writing that lacks depth and imagery. The basis that 'true love comes from resisting having sex and killing your girlfriend' is one of the most ridiculous themes in any book I've ever read.
Read a real book.
Girl: 'Wow. Twilight has changed my views on love! Can you believe that a GUY is resisting having sex with a girl?! That takes WILLPOWER! Especially because he could KILL her! How dreamy. I wish a guy would risk his labiedo for my safety!'
Girl's Friend: 'I know, right! I wish I were Bella Swan. I want a relationship like that! .. I'm so lonely.'
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a series written by a hack author who spends almost the whole book describing the character edward so that the junior high students and emotionally shallow girls can think of how "attractive" he is because he sparkles in sunlight. all in all a very poorly written book series that needs to be buried deeper than the arc of the covenent. if you find outrage in this you are a twilight fan girl and enjoy one dimensional characters and need to pick up a real book. i suggest the H.P. lovecraft series because that sends a euphoric chill down the spine once in a while.
girl: hey ryan i just bought the whole twilight set and i absolutly love edward he is so dreamy i want to make love with him.
me: you realize he is a character in a book and not real right?
girl:i dont care if he isnt real he is soooooooo dreamy.
me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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