Like a twinkie

At the end of a random sentence say: Like a twinkie! Thus making it funny/dirty.

Person 1: Ugh. That game was too easy!

You: Like a twinkie!

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Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker

This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"

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twinkie train

Twinkie train means 2 or more cars in a row with 20 inch rims or bigger.

"Here we come on them twinkie trains with the hood screamin we on our way"- Clipse

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Twinky Tidy

Twinky Tidy: -adj
(Abb: 'twidy')

When an individual cleans a room and it matches the standard of that of a twinks room in a porn film.

Have you seen Luke's room? It looks so twidy (twinky tidy)!

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

twinkie toss

(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube

My dick is so chapped from that freakin' twinkie toss she gave me last night.

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Stinky Twinkie

The act of pooping out a live midget.

"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*

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