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the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter
that woman has a smelly twitter
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A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring
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the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.
i wish your mum didn't have twitter
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Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.
Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
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A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
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An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.
"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."
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