Sexy boy you lock eyes with from across the beach, he's looking flyy with his washboard abs and golden glistening body while he's playing frisbee. He will take you on a romantic date where he will propose, and after that he will rock your world!
Tyson McAbs: "Will you be Jill McAbs?"
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A cooned Tyson is a black person who has just been fucked up the ass by another negro. Also reffering to a gay black gang bang.
Oh! what are you doing to me. I dont want to become a cooned Tyson.
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Mike Tyson is an ear eater! He eats REAL elephant ears for breakfast!
When Mike Tyson fought Holyfield, he proved to be NR8R!
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when a guy eats out a girl & randomly out of nowhere bites her vagina.
Thomas pulled a mike tyson the other day.
Her vagina hurt because her boyfriend pulled a mike tyson.
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-noun
1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.
-verb
2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
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A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.
person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
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