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under the needle

Getting a tattoo

"Dude I'm getting more ink today"
"Ahh, going back under the needle"

by fawn_dillmiballs October 8, 2013


Under The Jail

Life imprisonment without parole, especially when used with "up".

That man deserves to be up under the jail for stabbing that poor kid to death!

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 October 16, 2023


Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 17, 2010


under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 15, 2010


The under cuck

When a cuckold (male spouse) is laying flat underneath his wife or spouse (usually in a 69 position) while she is getting rammed by a bull (other male)

Me and the misses just tried the under cuck the other night and the view was fantastic!

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids November 29, 2015


under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 16, 2015


Under Gravy

The viscous combination of urine, loose stool, ejaculate, and possibly blood mixed inside of an elderly person's diaper.

Humphrey just couldn't wait to take out his dentures and slurp down some of Betsy's under gravy.

by Bobby Gorgeous May 6, 2023