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Educational institute where learning comes third to drinking and football.
Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.
Seige: Are you goin' out tonight?
Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow.
Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars.
Joel: Seige, I can't.
Seige: C'mon
Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up.
Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday?
Joel: Of course!
Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!
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the university on the hill. syracuse university is a top private school boasting one of the top three communication departments in the nation. it has about 11,000 undergrads and is attended mostly by students from new england, long island, and new jersey. it dominates in basketball and lacrosse. orange is seen all over campus and is the symbol of the school.
home to preps, japs, and ultimately the rich.
high school senior #1: what schools did you apply to?
high school senior #2: schools? i applied to syracuse university early decision, orange is for me.
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A social watering hole for the upwardly mobile
"You goin into uni today"
"Yeah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"You goin to any lectures today"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"R u gonna get drunk off your face even before an 8am lecture"
"Wharrrt??? what lecture??? YOU gota lecture? thats cool.wish i had one..."
"Do you even go to this university??"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar!!!"
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The hardest drinking university in the United States. Has all prerequisites for binge drinking.
1.Redneck culture that does nothing but drink
2.Lack of any activities after 7pm that dont involve getting hammered
3.Coldest enviroment of any 4 year school in the United States
4. Over 24 bars plus another 10 places to buy alcohol for a place with a population of around 25000
5. Depression that sets in once you realize you have decended into the 5th circle of hell AKA laradise
Student 1:Hey guys we've been drinking for 5 days straight lets change it up I know the University of Wyoming doesnt have anything going on but theres got to be something else to do
Student 2: We could always go outside and freeze to death
Student 3: We could sit around and have a circle jerk
Student 1: Fine lets just go to the Buckhorn Bar
Student 3: No im too classy for that lets hit the Cowboy bar but the one on 3rd st not the cowboy bar on 2nd St
Student 2: I've been drunk since 5pm so i dont really care
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A public university in Up-state New York that is filled to the brim with people from Long Island. The school is notorious for having "frats" that are no more than a group of ambiguously gay men living together that like to invite high school girls over to "party."
It is known to provide a good education, if one can survive the long islanders, new york citiers, and "frat" boys.
-Yo look at that kid over there buying those high school girls drinks with his mom's credit card... He must go to Binghamton University
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Founded in the late 1800's by Marianists (those are Catholics btw), it has become one of the better catholic colleges in the state. Home of the Dayton Flyers, the ghetto, constant drinking parties, and hot ass college babes. Think a catholic high school, except its a college.
1. Dude, wanna go to the ghetto for some pussy and beer?
Where are you going for college?
University of Dayton.
Dude....YOU'RE GONNA PARTY!!!
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Someone who represents all that is ugly and wrong with the world.
Someone highly unlikely to have friends, a career, a relationship, or a life due to the inherent nature of their terrible looks and/or personality
Guy 1: Dude did you hear that Melissa got rejected by her date/job/school/life?
Guy 2: Duh, I'm not surprised. She's universal ugly. Who would want to see that on a regular basis?
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