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Whistling up a pigโ€™s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of natureโ€™s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pigโ€™s ass.

by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019


Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

by Croatalin April 25, 2014


Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of โ€œstick up your ass,โ€ this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... youโ€™ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020


I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 29, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


up your ass and in your viscera

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.

He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.

by adrenalectomized July 23, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 1, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž