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term used when in need of a wake up call; slang term used instead of the traditional wake up call; can you give me a waker upper in the morning; when someone needs a favour; needs that important call; whereas they're usually sleeping, and don't want to miss school, work, meeting etc..
person 1: "I have to get up early tomorrow, can you give me a waker upper call"!
person 2: "oh for sure; would you like that in the form of a call or text"?
wakeruppercallimportantfavour
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someone who always follows your story with a better one or has things that are waaaay nicer than yours and makes sure you know about it
me: Wanna see the car I just got? one upper: Sure! Yeah, it's nice and all, I'm going to get a Lexus when my boyfriend gets back.
one upper: Your husband's truck is really nice! My boyfriend will probably get one like this, probably newer though.
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(a) more fucked up
(b) a person who is strange looking above the waist
(a) today was more fucked upper than yesterday.
(b) that chick sure is fucked upper
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The biggest dump other then the city of Philly that has gone down hill due to assholes, hookers, low lives, bumbs, drugies and the dealers not to mention one of the world's biggest asshole mayors.
Wanna go to Upper Darby and grab a few hookers?
I went to Upper Darby and saved a whole bunch of money by switching my dealers.
Lets go to Upper Darby and go Bumb Hunting!
I learned today that the Upper Darby mayor is a jackass!
Upper Darby and Philly are crazy ass jungels!
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An upper in-hole is a guy's mouth used by other dudes to stick their dicks in and fuck until they have cumgasms.
My roomies all like using my upper in-hole to get their rocks off!
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When you have a massive deuce that must come out when your at a big party. You remove the top lid to the toilet, and release all the poo into it. When done, put the lid back on, and walk out like nothing happened.
I just put an upper decker in her toilet, HAHA!
There gonna be lookin for that upper decker for weeks,HAHA!
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Upper Arlington is a suburban community located in Northwest Central Ohio. UA is community dominated by upper class, preppy, arrogant, white people. (but not as preppy as Dublin.) There is one high school in UA, and it's appropiately named Upper Arlington High School. They are quite proud of there 100+ state championships, but a person who doesn't have their head up their ass will tell you that more than half of the championships are in tennis and the only reason UA has displayed such dominance in tennis is because all kids there have practically been raised on country clubs. Their success in golf can also be accredited to this.
The kids who go to UAHS are notorious for being arrogant meat heads who have nothing else better to do than hit the weight room and check scorecenter on the 64G iTouches. It is also well known that if in any competitve activity a UA kid will threaten to hurt you, but outside of it they will merely whimper and go sit over by their parents.
For what UA lacks in minorites, middle class families, and modest athletes, they sure do make up for in in Lax Bros. Most are pot heads but since their parents are all lawyers or judges they get around these situations farily easily.
Alll in all, UA is not a community for someone who wants to live a real life with people of differnt race, social class, etc. If you want to live in a town where high school sports arent everyones biggets prioity, live in Worthington.
UA kid: "hey we beat you guys in football this year."
Worthington kid: "where you goin to school man?"
UA kid: "C-state."
Worthington kid: "Oh I'm goin to Illinois on an academic scholarship. Strange how the world works huh?'
Worthington kid: " do you know that black kid over there named Jalen?"
UA kid: "whats a black kid?"
Worthington kid: "oh Upper Arlington..."
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