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Piece of shit fuckhole nowhere.
If you want your daily life to e shit move to st george utah
City in Utah, known for being Pleasant, yet grove-ly. Also known for producing the most NOOBtastic NOOBS in all of Utah. Yeah, the only drugs these people can hook you up with is the shit their family practicioner prescribes. Only use is as a half way point.
PG noob: hey could you drive to Pleasant Grove Utah to hook me up with a $3 bag?
O.G.: who the fuck is this?
PG Noob: what about roofies?
A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!
In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.
Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?
Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.
I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.
When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.
Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.
When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.
Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.