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1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.
7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)
8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.
Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.
Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.
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a bottomless whole often 3 to 12 inches in diameter and can wield a sword if it is taught properly at a young age, and can also breathe fire if the "Sumerian gods" allow the giant locusts to grant such permission;
similar to a warlock and the grand canyon
That vagina is scary, it can wield a sword and breathe fire.
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In human females,the vagina is the muscular canal between the hymen (what remains of it)and the cervix utilized almost exclusively for sexual intercourse and childbirth. Which is a real waste because girls are always running out of space in their purse and the vagina would offer great extra storage.
Hey,did you see Hayley's new fur purse?OMG!it's so chic and that girl can pack so much stuff in that vagina...
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The best funhouse God created.
When I insert my penis inside Megan Fox's vagina, I can not but thank God.
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The thing teenage boys think about most of the day; A cure for the melancholy; a way to express dominance over the female race which is tantamount to rape.
Vagina!!! -Screams uncontrollably-
I think it's time for my daily dose of vagina!
I'm gonna teach that bitches vagina a lesson...
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The one thing that has killed billions yet doesnt get punished for it. the thing men fight most about and has caused many wars. we spend our lifes trying to find one to stick our dicks in it. stick your dick in one and find out why hahah.damn they feel nice when your cock is in it. but where theres a pro there is a con and that is wait 9 months and it sucks your life to pieces. also usually every one month it goes through a bizarre ritual which turn women into bitches.
remeber you can smell the pussy, touch the pussy, fuck the pussy, see the pussy, but dont ever marry the pussy
vaginas get one now
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the magical tunnel of joy where everything is great. but if lube is not applied and the male gets too excited both them and the partner will catch on fire ... and continue there intercourse because they don't care about the fire.
oh god ... were on fire, butttt we dont care
POUND POUND POUND!!!!! vagina
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