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An AO3 tag used in fanfics, often smut, where the author would be flattered to know the reader got off to their work.
That fic had a "Wank and Tell" tag so I left a spicy comment as soon as I washed my hands
A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.
'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'
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A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
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A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.
Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master