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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 4, 2023


Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus May 31, 2018


Independent Tongue Warmers

The only way for the ear-canals to be massaged. Music underneath the surface in duration to arise to affect the world of hip.hop

apos.trophe, UrthTone, DJ Distrakt.

Passion for life. Exposed to new thoughts, while leaving your backround of attention caught in a glimmer of hope. Follow, we'll lead. Independent Tongue Warmers.

by apos.trophe (known b4 as: adLib) November 27, 2003


Independent Tongue Warmers

poetic sound waves that infect your ears...

adLib, Eksurpt, djdistrakt

It goes 1, 2, 3... adLib and eksurpt emcees...

by Anonymous September 10, 2003


Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021


Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.

Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.

by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023


Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017