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When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.
The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.
Danger! It's a bomb!
The watermelon in china can be explosive.
Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...
When she holds out for her own enjoyment.
Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"
Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.
I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him
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When a girl is on her period riding you and she stands up to squirt and rubs everything all at once
Hey yo Billy Nancy gove me the good old Watermelon Waterfall last night
Also known as "WR" was a Discord liberal server lead by AngryWatermelon.
WR later on turned to be allied with different Discord clans such as: UKK, UTL and so on.
WR took the last breath when it got nuked by Unknown
i got le palamedeus repl - Arminius
Hey mate
We got raided by Watermelon republic
I need admin or something to ban them
They pinged everyone the whole time
saying they should join watermelon republic
even tho we arent alliwed anymore
I need admin mate - The Crow
A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.
Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.